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Final rankings: Strikers
Who were this past season's best goal scorers?
 • Adam Rae Voge
Missing Out on Morgan Rogers Might Be a Blessing
Chelsea hijacking the deal hurts the ego but missing out might be Arsenal's best business of the summer.
 • Scott Willis
Surviving Without Saliba
How can Arsenal cope while he is out?
 • Scott Willis
Final Rankings: CBs
Who were the formula's best defenders in 25/26?
 • Adam Rae Voge
Stat Scouting Christos Tzolis, Arsenal's £30m Lottery Ticket
A stats deep dive on Arsenal's incoming winger: elite creativity, a Belgian league discount, and why the expectations matter as much as the player.
 • Scott Willis
Julián Alvarez is back on the Arsenal radar
It's still a long shot but the door isn't closed on this one.
 • Scott Willis
25/26 Wide Attackers, the final list
Here's where Saka and the rest of the gang ended up
 • Adam Rae Voge
We Won the League. So Why Don't Arsenal Fans Trust Andrea Berta?
Sufficient or good? Inherited or his? Discipline or dithering? Grading Andrea Berta's first year at Arsenal.
 • Scott Willis
What Is Bruno Guimarães Actually Worth to Arsenal?
Running the numbers on the fee, the fit, and the age curve
 • Scott Willis
Thanks for Everything, Leo
He arrived as the sensible third choice and leaves a Premier League Champion. On 3.5 years of clutch goals and proving everyone wrong
 • Scott Willis
Fair Isn't Really the Point; Spending Rules and Sympathy for Villa and Newcastle
Why I feel for Villa and Newcastle under the spending rules, even if I wouldn't actually change them drastically
 • Scott Willis
The final rankings: Fullbacks
Where did Jurrien Timber end the season?
 • Adam Rae Voge
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